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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Selamat Tahun Baru Cina
新年快樂
Happy 牛 Year

Okay...so i went back to m'sia for cny. Nothing special la. Its the same as the past few years.

I seriously dun like travelling around in m'sia. Cus the security is like sh*t. Now got new law to put on safety belts at the back seats and all the polis are hard at work. Can see them patrolling the streets every 30 mins or so. cny is here. Get more ang paos eh.

Travelling over there makes mi feel like a child again. No independence at all. zzz. Go anywhere also need parents or relatives to escort. Cus its too far to walk. The bus takes too long to wait. The taxis...er...never take before. The train...only travels up and down the country. If im not wrong, kl also got things like lrt and mrt. But apparently even my cousin who lives there have never ever taken it before. Who dares.

Now go robbers everywhere la. So dangerous. Terrijible, horrijible, vegetable siah. And my uncle got robbed on new years eve. Outside the bank's atm. Basket. And that robber is a cina kia. He got the license plate number, but also no use one la.

Basket. Its a different world there. U dare to walk down a street alone at 12am i say u zai. over there must 低调. Getting a kancil to drive around is called safety.

enuf of that lar.

Happy Belated B'day to Weijing though. 祝你神日快樂 Sry bro...i over in m'sia bo internet. 17 ler oh. Imbars. I will be starting j2 when i turn 17. O.o still very long la.

.laggin.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Today was imba. Jammed all the way from amk to bukit timah. Damn screwed. I travelled for 10 mins and jammed for 1 hr. Dunno wads the freaking problem man. Everyone late. U see the LT, behind got one whole row of students. Late for 20 mins liddat. damn pek cek.

The physics teacher looked quite zai. Dunno, i missed half of his lesson. Chem teacher is epic. 老zha bo. Her engrish is imbars. Chemical ~~reaction~~ rectum. A PSLE people. So many more. I cant stop laughing. I know i veli bad la. haha. everyone trying to cover their smile with the lecture notes.

'a primary school kids'...*smile*...*smile*...oh no...here comes another one. *smile*:)

haha. We were damn noisy la. But lucky she got good temper.

Bio was wtf. okay the content wasnt that bad. But got venue clash with j2 kias. so have to share one lt with the zhabos. I know la...some people ehem smile. But they got to sit down, on the chair and on the stairs. Damn..i was standing throughout the whole thing. Some idiots sat down behind the wall, which means they cant see the screen at all. Den the person started asking why they are sitting down there. And im like the onli person standing...cus no more space to sit. Den everyone stare....scary.

where does 4J sit?

haha. No class discrimination here. Sit wherever u wan.

Sian...holiday just over, here comes another one.

Woots. i downloaded like 70+ songs today. Record eh. Some idiot hosted the files on the website and linked it to youtube. Alot of the songs very alien to mi. Never hear before one. At least i have something to do tmr during those freaking long breaks.

I know...its not balanced. Zai rite...har came up with this

.laggin.

Monday, January 19, 2009

First day of jc. Why jc dm so fucked up one ah.

lol.

okay. bad start.

Mrn went for that ISYF opening. The schedule there write from 7.45 to 10. about 2 hrs one. But apparently 9 finish liao. Its just the opening ceremony la. Usual drums and boring welcoming speeches. Who cares... And the long titles of big shots there. But today got choir performance. Not smt u can see every opening ceremony. Combined one summore. But spammed like crazy lar. NYZBs there...J1 - ex-smrp kias there...Sec 4s there...Students from other countries there. I had to sit on the floor. zzz. The main thing is that old ang moh who is a nobel laureate for physics smt one. He look very zai. But meng 自niao la.

"Some people think that you have to be really really smart to become a nobel laureate. Actually you dont need to be smart. You just need some luck."

Then he said that he studied useless things like greek and latin when he was in uni. It was the sudden change in focus of the uk educational system because of the ex-soviet's sputnik experiment, that gave him the chance to change his course and his life. Luck eh.

He went on with his life la. U see he so old. Obviously stories alot la. But all quite interesting la. His world back then was like totally different from ours. They very laxing one. Can u imagine studying latin? like wads the use of that. Philosophy a little bit better.

Then at the end the nobel laureate and the goh each got a calligraphy thingy. LoL i think they ran out of Clock Tower statues.

Then it was jc. Saw so many familliar faces...i mean our seniors. They opened the Audi 10 mins late. Walk in less then 3 mins start to shout at us liao.

"Those who are still standing what are you doing?!"

Its worse than entering an army camp. That buff dm shouting and irritating my ears like crazy. Other teachers behind audi also try to shout here and there. KpKb. Stand up and shift to other spaces while other people still streaming in also kp...basket. I think first day of sch they try to act big shot. So that we might somehow give them some respect in their jc. But the thing is shouting and being authoritative wun get u respect etc. U see Jeff lim. He is such a nice guy la seriously. Come and tok cok with u sometimes. And save you from that evil Cheng 狗 sometimes. We respect him. Seriously.

And that jc dm kip shouting. I guess they have different ways of working with us. But ultimately i think if they respect us, we will respect them. Its 2 way. U shout. i treat u like an idiot. too bad :)

Our dear minister son very funny la. blow bubbles in audi. Nowonder the teachers also all shouting like crazy. Nvm. dun wanna comment.

I seriously dun look forward to the discipline talk dunno when. I dunno why, but i have this feeling that jc is much more strict than high sch. The disciplinary dept is like a super market. U walk in and see all the items labelled with demerit points. Sleep demerit points, defiance demerit points, this and that. So many i dont bother. So childish la. But no choice. They rule jc now...they own the jc now. CEO summore siah.

Nvm its best to shuddup. Be a good boy. Dun fuck around with the teachers and dm. Not hum ji. Just saving my breath.

At least the teachers are nice. Math teacher quite friendly. Go through stuffs also very fast. Explaination clear cut and swee. Very nice. haha.

Chem teacher. ehem. very joker. Have a young mind. I think she can connect with the students well. I mean in general, not onli those with big, staring eyes. Very funny la...ask student to ans questions can use bluetooth to nominate one. Use handphone and search for whose bluetooth on and ask the person to ans.

"Those who can ans my question i will let him play with my slime"

Yeah that sounded quite sick at first. But she seriously brought a slimy thingy...i aso dunno wad. Have a wierd smell though.

This type of teacher good la...can let u enjoy lessons. Dunno..maybe onli first lesson nice. But she damn blur la. Chuachee is the one with standards...gay standards.

Aft sch went to watch movie...changeling. Its quite a nice movie. Shows the determination of a mama and her love for her son. Yeah the police are damn dirty. Its a real story lei. Should go watch.

I wonder second day how.

.laggin.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Damn it. the picture i used for my background is gone. The website down or smt. I should have saved it. arggg. Nvm, wait for the website to be restored. Now just bear with that look-alike.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

wth man. My mom just informed mi of a ridiculous request by someone who apparently is my neighbour. I dont know who he is. But the thing is he is from sama sch also. j2 obviously. And the mother ask if can lompang my car to sch everyday....now that im in jc too. i mean wth man. who the hell are u? U think free taxi?

Im not tryin to be a 心胸狭窄的人. But the thing is i dont even know hu u are. Im mean i dont mind jk or other people whom i know to lompang. Friends wad. Like last time my piano teacher's daughter used to lompang to bukit batok when she was taking her 'o's. Liddat can understand la, and i knew my piano teacher since i was a small kid. So i know their family for quite a long time liao.

who are u. i dont even know them pls.

Im the kind of person who rather trouble myself than trouble other people. Tats smt im sure abt.

Im not happy becus they are tryin to take advantage because my mom is a kind person. I know she also dont feel that this is rite. But she didnt know how to say no. Its would be rather awkward. My dad not in singapore now. I think he would probably be pissed too.

I cant think of any possible thing that might change if he lompang. Onli that he can sleep abit more and save a few cents everyday. There is absolutely no need for it. Not like u handicapped or wad. Choy. Im

Forget abt it zzz. I sympathise with that guy. I think its probably the mother's idea. I would be so embarassed if my mom made that kind of request to someone else. Even if the person is someone whom i know.

Im left with 1.5 more paper. Abt 20 more questions. Today went to the same mac at westmall to do. Only got mi and har. Towards the end our brain all spoil liao la. Do veh slow. But at least we got smt done.

But infront of mi got a table of sec zhabos. Damn distracting la. And damn noisy too. Its like askin a vampire to mug with a pool of blood infront of him. Okay...its not that bad. But u get the idea. The sights and sounds are so welcoming. hehe.

I have been eating mac for the past few days. gonna get cancer if i continue to do so. Hope i can at least finish half more paper tmr. Den maybe chiong the last one on monday or smt.

Lol we kena chased ard in the mac la. both because of other people's birthday celebration. Twice. But nvm la. Little kids celebrating b'day quite fun. How i wish i can still be a kid. no worries. no math. no cash. no zhabo. no politics. But we all have to grow up someday. At least we are still in sch now. I mean sch is a better place than work.

After mac we went to the kopi shop beside there to yam kopi. Like old man liddat. Onli lacking of newspaper. Haha. har told mi of all the hokkien names for ordering kopi. I no hokkien blood. So have no idea of wad they are talking abt. Kopi is really sweet though. I like sweet drinks. But kopi need to have that kopi taste la. which is predominantly bitter. I like white kopi too. I think furthur up m'sia there quite popular.

Who wanna do math on sunday...can sms mi or pm mi. I dont mind la. But provided that i got check my phone for sms. Smt im not conscious abt. :P

Last 2 days or freedom!!. Den sch start ler. Its gonna be so different. Not sure if its smt that i can get used to....again.

.laggin.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Went to do math these 2 days at West Mall the mac there. Woots. 2.5 more paper to go. 2 more days to chiong. But i dont think they are going to mark at all la. see...there are 4 papers for each student. There are prolly 900 ny+hc people. thats 3600 paper. Each paper have 14 questions or so. ... So thats abt 50000 question. How many teachers are there...math ones of course...it would be imba for them to mark finish this thing.

Most prolly they are going to ask us hand in then just mark like attendance. Or just go through the ans. But heck. Just do la. Soul cleansing hahar.

Went to throw balls today. So many people have their own balls now. But i dont curl well. So house ball shud be enuf for my straight ones. At the start it was really shit. i got 44 for the first round. yeah shit...its.s...h...i...t...shit. I must thx aaron and alfred for givin mi tips after that. Haha. really helped alot. 谢谢. After that my balls went straight. Although i kip gettin that '7' bug. Everytime get 7 for the first frame. Pek cek. My fingers also destroyed after 3 rounds ler.

LOL i just realised that World Taekwondo Federation = WTF. And if u go their homepage at www.wtf.org Its damn funny la. WTF News. WTF Notice. WTF Competition rules. WTF president. WTF referee...wtf man. Y cant they like use another shortform. nah. dun care. its just funny.

Ah wj and jk tagged mi to do the quiz thingy. Abt fei la...dun feel like doing. haha sry ah. But here's another one. Not that fei...more interesting. from homerun...facebook rite...

1. Put your iTunes/Napster/Zune Player/WinAmp/etc on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer. [actually i skipped this one]
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!
~~4. Tag 10 or more friends~~

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
我可以-蔡昮佑

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
黑色幽默-周杰伦

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
害怕-林俊杰

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
发现爱-林俊杰，金莎

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
知足-五月天

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
快乐崇拜-潘玮柏

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
天使心-林俊杰

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
一起走过的日子-刘德华

WHAT IS 2+2?
是非题-范玮琪

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
阳光宅男-周杰伦

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
可爱女人-周杰伦

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
开始懂了-孙燕资

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
~~Superwoman~~ Superman - 曹格

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
就是爱-蔡依林

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
不想懂得-张韶涵

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
我们的歌-王力宏

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
第二天堂-林俊杰

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
追杀邱比特-蔡依林

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
会读书-林俊杰

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
背叛-曹格

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
世界末日-周杰伦

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
情非得已-庾澄庆

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
祝我生日快乐-温岚

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
我爱的人-陈小春

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
十年-陈奕迅

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
爱我还是他-陶吉吉

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
不能说的秘密-周杰伦

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
回到过去-周杰伦
[可以回到过去，重温回忆，就满足了]

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
第一次-光良 [jkjk]

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
W-H-Y - 王力宏

Whoa. Limpei 双语人才rite. haha. imbars.

lol. abit waste time. anw the ans are just for fun one. dun think too much. haha.

.laggin.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

There is seriously nth to do at home. If u dont play games, watch tv. Im freaking bored. Nope math...nope. I lost it i think. I need something to do. Keep my mind occupied. Away from ~~elmo~~ emo. I was jumping around in the web, randoming like crazy. To the extent that i randomly googled names and blogs. omfg. Am i going crazy. Found quite a few pri sch fren's blog though. I really need smt to keep me away from emo thoughts. Fantasies arent always nice. I dunno la. My mind is going sot liao. Tmr will be worse. Whole freaking day at home.

Failblog.org helped mi momentarily. Laughed like crazy. I mean really crazy. Im having strange mood swings alone in the room. arg. But i think i finished failblog liao. So ...i guess tmr i have to hunt for smt more interesting. Oh i didnt notice...its today already...not tmr.

Here are a few vids to laugh ur shits out.

Bang Bang your head. I wanna hear you bang head. Bang...bang......

Is he tryin to split the melon or his own head.

OMFG. He is worse than michael.

一磨
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emo
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why. I dont know. O.o

.laggin.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

I watched 2 movies in 2 days. Sounds reasonable. haha. Yesterday watch 赤壁2 [Chi Bi 2]. Today go watch 7 Pounds at cine. Met jaron there. LoL damn coincidental. Chi Bi was nice. Er. okay its 赤壁 Chi4 Bi4. Very graphic intensive and smart...and funny. Although the fire was damn fake. But still better than mediacorp's fire. Haha.

7 Pounds......Quite disconnected at the start till almost the end. But by the last 10 mins or so u shud be able to figure everything out. Not bad. I still cant figure out wad max payne was till now. Nah i was sleeping through that shit movie. Its quite an emo show. But his intentions are good. karma karma. haha.

Yesterday got back my result slip for HC. Make mi worry like siao. All those talking by teachers etc before the release of result really kept us in suspense. And it sucks. Ah maybe i was too kan chiong. But it turned out well la. :)

I really hope school can start soon. Then i can start to look forward to the next holiday.

Smt damn funny happened after movie today. We were in this lift. With a few british kias. One of them is a chinese. Then hongrun said 'lol. British Borned Chinese. Isnt that BBC...', of course it was after they left. But wth man. BBC?! Plus their heavy british accent...it was damn funny. Must try to learn their accent sometime. Its damn interesting.

American accent not interesting la. They onli say 'herbs' as 'erps'. Haha. Cus last time got AOS people come. Then they said erps.

Ah my skin still peeling like siao. face one still okay. No more liao. But shoulder is damn bad. Got alot of holes and dead skin hanging there. Eww.

.laggin.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Happy Birthday junyan.

Lol sry the pics abit blurry. Not enuf light bah.

Tmr 'O' liao. Really scared. Uncertain of my chinese at all. All i remember is the fact that i screwed my compo with the wrong format. Well. Leave it to luck ler bah. Nothing much i can do now anyway. Hope i can get A,...or at least a B.

Heck.

I had a post on part chalet. But at the last minute, the bloody blogger decided to screw around with me and deleted a whole chunk of it. I was so pissed. I mean it was so long...and like 70% of it got deleted. It tooked mi 1 hr to type.

Lazy to retype la. see if i have any motivation to type again tmr. Depends on my HC. haha.

Woots i finished twilight. moving on to new moon. gonna buy the rest of the books soon. So nice.

Sian i want sch to start. Cus its so sian at home. Facing my com. tick tock tick tock. Handphone prolly dead. I dunno. It doesnt matter anyway. tsk.

Still have to present some science forum shit when sch starts. I mean we feel quite honoured to be able to present. But seriously its sian. Need to face audience and speak naturally. Not that easy. So many distractions by then. Hope that theres no time limit. Or rather rigid time limit. So we wun have to chiong our lines...okay...presentation. I forgot what my lines were ler. so long ago.

Woots. i got my new specs. haha. -<0.0>-

.laggin.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Abang is the new part d.

kinda like that lol. Very cool.

2009 countdown was damn funny. Channel 5 esp. Channel 5 ran out of people to sing. Ask all the old man to 重出江湖. got tay something something come sing i'm yours. Eww. im not urs. Then got adrian pang in f1 suit. haha. sing some wierd fast song. I dunno is in eng/jap/chi/kor/kaz/rus/mal/ind. Tak faham. lol its eng i know. but its eemm...wierd.

but hu cares. I must tnx my abangs for celebrating my b'day with mi. Should have done it over at my house. But i know my house. U guys willl get bored like shit. Anyway thanx aden. I feel really bad to 麻烦 u and ur family again. but its over now. So tnx.

Its chalet tmr. Cha-let. 缺乐。I have no idea wad it would be like. Cus every chalet is totally different. From apartments with abangs with knifes, to a-bangalow beside the sea, to a-bangalow beside the hospital. Just hope that there are no ghosts. =p

Choy. touch wood.

Just doing nothing sometimes also not bad luh. Hope i dun sleep too much. I wan chiong finish my new moon. impossible though.

tnx aden again. you did so much for us. we appreciate it. Dun think we take it for granted hor.

Friday, went back to sch. junkai was damn high. lao jiao eh. Yay. i found my kahki shorts. My mom dumped it in msia. Actually sch shorts and long pants are damn comfy. Much better than formal pants and jeans. Found out abt that aft wearing my dad's pants to work everyday.

Good luck to everyone in this 玩底裤 new year.

I went back to my own kampong over the weekends. Happy to see my dog who cant seem to stop lickin my hands. Happy to not see our sch's dog ever. Happy cdaring. ok.random.

Sat got into a car accident. a minor one. lol. Got one kancil infront suddenly turn into our lane. First car stop, Second car kiss first car. Third, my car, stop. Fourth car, proton wira, 笨蛋傻瓜, kissed my ass. Fifth car, another 笨蛋傻瓜 kissed the fourth 笨蛋傻瓜. okay u get that chain idea.

Then in less than a minute, one ah peh came in a motor. He apparently from workshop or the car towing company beside the highway. I dunno he camp beside the highway for how long ler. Alot of car repairing workshop people nothing to do or no business then will come to this type of highway to wait for accidents. Hoping to tow the veh away or to repair it. Its like 趁火打劫. But of course if u in msia long enuf...u know how to dao these people. Smile and say no. And keep repeating no. Cus u never know...they tow ur veh to their workshop..den ask 500 rm. U tio liao lor. Scam cash one la. Its not like the car cannot drive anymore.

Anyway the person who kissed my car's ass was damn innocent. My father ask him write wad he write wad, do wad he do wad. Ask him write a letter saying that he admit to kissing my car's ass..he also write. But at least he not that type of gangster abang. This type more innocent. He didnt even get my dad's detail. lol.

Anyway. In the police station, they got one department or smt just for car accidents. First time in police station seh. Den they hang up pics of car accidents. No censoring wad ever shit. Got one pic show the person split into half. Arg..ew. Dont know how they work with these pics hung up directly infront of them. Its worse than saw.

Lucky the car which tioed the kissing wasnt our own car. Its a spare car from the company. Cus our one sent for servicing. lol.

Pure sueyness on sat.

C u peepuh on mon. The rest. Work hard in sch. :)

We will get our turn la...dun worry

.laggin.