lol yesterday was 爽. i came back home and slept...all the way until 4.30am. den i woke up, and panicked. u know just like those days when u were doing hw halfway, or ironing uni halfway and fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the nite and 'sht...gg liao'. yeah smt like that. very scary lor. i fell asleep accidentally... the day b4 ord. lol that day was epic chionging. i was doing the ord video with wj at sch until damn late, abt 11+. den reached home at 12, with the video still undone and my uni and boots not prepared at all. den do do do until 2-3 liddat. started preparing uni. and i actually fell asleep at 3+. neh neh. i woke up at 6 and felt like shit. lucky my iron got new feature. if i neh touch for too long it auto turn off. if not i wun ord at all liao hehe. and its that kind of shitty feeling that i hate. oh ya back to yesterday...lol... din do anything until 4.30. den chionged ace till 5.30 and went back to sleep.
anyway yesterday's sec 4 assembly was quite epic too. zai one lor. first we invented a new way to get people to shutup. if the whole level feel that the guy is talking shit...u all can prolly just clap and shut him up. cus thats wad happened. lol chairman ma was advertising for his cheng do hometown which apparently wasnt affected by the earthquake or smt and totally wireless to beijing olympics lor. and mr hon decided not to help him too...so he kana 'clapped' by us to shutup. and the chung cheng guy...i dunno how to spell. was tryin to attract attention or smt. go tok some cok with the mic. in the end we clapped him too. but he lucky, dr hon saved his day.
and then the zai thing happened. the councellor. yes. that sch councellor. come and tok to us abt smt on bullying. and 10mins into her presentation she havent even tok abt bullying yet. haha. and at the end when nobody was listening, she said smt like "that boy tucked in his shirt while i held his balls.....oh....soccer ball." yeah rite. she was stating some example for her presentation and nobody realised. and wad a nice way to attract attention to her presentation. haha. balls are wonders.
today was quite zai too. cus we had rat dissection. muahhahhaha. thats when u can separate those sadis kia and those who are normal. i mean normal or environmentalist or naturalist or hum ji kias will just disect the rat properly la. like cut nicely and respect the dead body of that rat. but those sadis kia will just go to the rat. laugh like some crazy idiot and start taking the scissor to cut the tail, skull, ass, face of the poor rat. neh neh. damn 恶 la. sadis man. their laugh is the most disgusting sound u will ever hear. sadis laugh. nah i had a crazy fellow sitting beside mi. so i very disgusted by him.
but nvm abt that ass. i was veh nice to the dead rat. and its damn cute too. as i said b4, they should prolly get those rats who are damn ugly, so that we can cut it up in peace and in pieces. lol jking. the rat veh smelly la. prolly bcus of the shit or the large intestine lor. and the organs are pretty small. ha. like mini liddat. lol in the end the bio teacher helped us to cut open the skull to see the grey and white matters. that was qutie sad too. cus u have to cut straight across the face. like the face kana split into 2 liddat. ah...e la.
My cute rat.
I veh nice la...cut until so nice
Not mine la. some siao kia one...damn e..totally skinned it.
lol 老爹's rat. sad. haha.
afternoon have finals for pday. smt veh impt for most people cus of the ace. and the library was damn 热闹 lor. everyone crowded at the large tv at the corner dere to watch olympics. today have the table tennis match. singapore vs korea. and the winner confirm have medal. semis. the matches all damn exciting la. imba. miss by just one or two points onli. 紧张lor. at the start...we lost the second match. and all damn sad liddat. lol dr david-vincent tan was dere too. very excited. ask winston to sms him the results. lol imagine him judging halfway and suddely 'YES!'. funny. budden later den no choice. go for judging liao. judging got harmama siah. but lucky onli got one question. just hope that atleast got A bah. but i dun mind A* too hehe. nah kidding.
after the judging we went back to the library and the match still going on lor. total i think like 4 hrs liddat. damn long la. exciting match mah. all play 5 sets wor. den got the player from spore called FengTW. the commentator niao la. "for the win" or smt liddat. lol not fair the match man vs women. and that man is neh neh one. lol. den towards the end we all niaoing. her name...FTW, turned ard becomes WTF. or if the chinese read from right to left. den its also wtf haha. FTWWTF. zai zai. so in the end spore won lor. and the last set was damn strange la..got some strange rule thingy. like sudden death liddat. so the match have more entertainment value. last few points den have this kind of neh neh rule. but in the end still doesnt matter. deuce and deuce again. match point that time we toking cok. den suddenly win liao. the last ball was damn quick. and the korean girl cried. so sad eh. imagine the pressure la. gg one. 不可以回国liao. jkjk. ha.
lol take a look at this failed coke bottle. zai man. the guy seriously damn suey. haha
This is even more IMBA...not prawns la...dun worry...